stupid things i do.

Choke. By myself. Not while drinking/eating/talking. Just breathing.

Wear shorts the other way around to work.

Wear underpants inside out. To work.

Remind my boyfriend to be careful not to trip on a poorly visible step, and then (as in, right after) trip over said step.

Bang my head into a glass door – hard – because it was so clean it looked invisible.

Search the house everywhere for my glasses, while I was wearing them. Not on top of the head, not in my hands, on my face. The lenses are graduated.

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