When I was a kid I…
… answered “a dog” when my mother asked if I wanted a brother or a sister.
No sneakers allowed.
When I was a kid I…
… answered “a dog” when my mother asked if I wanted a brother or a sister.
Choke. By myself. Not while drinking/eating/talking. Just breathing.
Wear shorts the other way around to work.
Wear underpants inside out. To work.