stupid things I did.

When I was a kid I…

… answered “a dog” when my mother asked if I wanted a brother or a sister.

… tripped on myself because I was thinking about rollerskating and my legs started making the sideways movement while walking. This happened more than once. I have never roller-skated in my life.

… since I didn’t get the dog, I used a cloth tape measure as a collar for an invisible dog. And walked around the house with it.

…stapled my hand whilst trying to fix the stapler. Twice. In a row. The first staple wasn’t painful enough to learn the lesson.

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