When I was a kid I…
… answered “a dog” when my mother asked if I wanted a brother or a sister.
… tripped on myself because I was thinking about rollerskating and my legs started making the sideways movement while walking. This happened more than once. I have never roller-skated in my life.
… since I didn’t get the dog, I used a cloth tape measure as a collar for an invisible dog. And walked around the house with it.
…stapled my hand whilst trying to fix the stapler. Twice. In a row. The first staple wasn’t painful enough to learn the lesson.
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This is awesome! I regularly run into poles and fall down the stairs. My spacial awareness sucks. Lol
Haha, thanks. I’m better now. I also banged my head hard into a pole when I was a kid because I was looking behind me almost the entire way for absolutely no reason.